Teach Me to Flyyy ♥

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

blackcollarcitizen:

Me: OMGF IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR HALLOW…

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fernwah:

this would make everyone shut up 

fernwah:

this would make everyone shut up 

thunderboltsortofapenny:

theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

*bypasses smut completely and piles angst on top of angst* *laughs hysterically* THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE FALLEN ONES

It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Marilyn Monroe  (via pivtl)
If you’re in pitch blackness, all you can do is sit tight until your eyes get used to the dark…
Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood  (via scrlett)
undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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cocaineteas:

When a teacher says you have homework over the weekend…