i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
Me: OMGF IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR HALLOW…
this would make everyone shut up
*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES
*bypasses smut completely and piles angst on top of angst* *laughs hysterically* THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE FALLEN ONES
|—||Marilyn Monroe (via pivtl)|
|—||Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via scrlett)|
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
When a teacher says you have homework over the weekend…